just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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