omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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