Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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