Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found a bag of teeth...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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