we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
