mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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