RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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