i think my tv is drunk
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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