all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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