All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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