Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
