Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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