we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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