i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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