WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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