Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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