My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Come on in and take your pants off
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