how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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