Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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