I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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