Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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