I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
This is classic penis vs brain.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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