Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
