I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Randomize