She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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