I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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