just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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