part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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