And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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