i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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