Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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