My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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