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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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