Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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