I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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