What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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