So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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