Porn is love you can see.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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