I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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