Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You need a sexual gate keeper
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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