I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
