The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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