Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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