So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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