You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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