How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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