I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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