We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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