I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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