Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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