Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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