Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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