It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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