i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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